Meet The Team
Introducing the motley crew responsible for keeping the wheels turning here at Stif! From helping you with your purchase decisions, to social media and web, to getting your shiny new gear out & on its way to you, we each have our specialities and character quirks.
One thing that we all have in common however, is that we all ride mountain bikes, so no matter which of us you speak to, you can be rest assured that we share your passion for our sport and we all practice what we preach!
Al 'Sasquatch' Atkinson
Our big, hairy, Yeti-like sales manager. Think ‘Big foot and the Hendersons’ with mountain bikes and you’re about there. Al has a preference for aggressive, long travel 29ers and all things edible. He’s currently favouring the stunning new Megatower from Santa Cruz, which he uses to traverse his natural woodland sasquatch habitat.
Usually heads up the crew of our sales stand at the popular Ardrock mountain bike festivals, where he once got so drunk that he didn’t realise he’d set himself on fire.
Current Rides: Santa Cruz Tallboy | Highball | Many, many half finished 90's retro "Projects"
Salad Man (Adam Nolan)
It’s difficult to know where to start when trying to sum up this softly-spoken Cumbrian in just a few lines. Rider of many miles at high speed, Adam will think nothing of 130km + days in his native Lake District on almost no food & water – we suspect he isn’t human! Self-effacing and humble yet has a seemingly endless supply of hilarious stories of past experiences that suggest he’s crammed more into his life thus far than Errol Flynn. Once ate the world’s hottest pizza in record time, resulting in anaphylactic shock and an ambulance trip, along with other unspeakably horrible side effects. If you’re after sound sales advice about a particular bike, you can rest assured that Salad Man will probably have ridden one to Saturn and back and can thus tell you all you need to know about it!
Current Rides: Santa Cruz Blur TR | Stigmata | Highball | Chameleon
Rob ‘Dub’ Wilkinson
Rob is the longest-serving member of the sales team (despite still looking to be 7), and as such, his brain is crammed with useful product knowledge. It’s just not necessarily in any kind of order, so don’t be too alarmed if he starts telling you something halfway through some kind of obscure descriptive story – he’ll get to the beginning, in the end?! Chemistry graduate, Fish tank & rubber fetishist who knows more about tyre compounds than you ever want to hear about. Rob is infeasibly hard on tyres in fact, considering his relatively normal size and weight. Some say it’s because his legs don’t bend at the knee at all, like a cheap kid’s action figure.
Current Rides: Santa Cruz Tallboy | Megatower | Stigmata
Rob ‘Bobbert’ Nichol
Arty, wordy and old, compact Bobbert has been riding MTB’s since 1462, and working in the industry for many of those centuries. He looks after the shop front and drives store presentation. Obsessively clean and tidy, he spends a great deal of time running around after people, armed to the teeth with a savage array of cleaning products. Bobbert is something of a perfectionist and will ensure that you leave the store knowing all that you need to know about your chosen purchase, and a whole load of stuff that you don’t.
Likes back-country Scottish gnar, rock climbing and history. He’s worked as an artist in the past, but ran out of room to paint on his cave walls.
Current Rides: Santa Cruz Tallboy | Chameleon | Highball
Jed 'big baby' Brewis
Recent tests have revealed that our latest recruit Jed has genetically more in common with a Bison than a human being. He also has all the youthful exuberance and seemingly boundless energy of an adolescent spaniel. Couple all of this with a long standing love of mountain biking, and you’ve got an ideal candidate for a role here in the Stif sales team. We’ve known Jed for many years, and now that he’s come on board as an employee, he’s already proved to be a great addition – his positivity and enthusiasm shine through in his dealings with customers. Winner of the local tractor hurling competition for three consecutive years, Jed then went to spend some time in New Zealand, spending many happy hours honing his skills on two wheels in the legendary NZ bike parks. Now that he’s with us, he’s just finished building his new Santa Cruz Megatower, which should suit his riding style perfectly!
So imbued with energy is he, that occasionally Jed has to release involuntary howls as an outlet (we have quickly learned that gentle use of a cattle prod and a ready supply of raw meat are all that is needed to keep this under control – a small price to pay). Indeed, when he’s not at work here, our lively friend can sometimes be seen bounding across the local moors on all fours, with a hapless grouse in his smiling jaws.
Current Ride: Santa Cruz Megatower
Well, it was only a matter of time before we sat down to write this one, Loz is an old chum to many of the Stif crew so we’ve been hunting for some shoes for him to fill for quite some time! As a result, Lawrence joins the Stif North sales team after spending the last few years crushing grapes with his bare feet on a vineyard in New Zealand, a place where he’s perfected his palette and hugely increased his fine(ish) wine tolerance. With a dirt jumping past he’s handy on a bike too and manages to pop off trail features many of us fail to see exist. With heaps of bike shop experience Lawrence is the man for all your MTB related needs!
Current Rides: TBC | Scrumpy Jack’s
Ben ‘make it rain’ Raynor
Unflappable workshop head-man and qualified wizard Ben, is capable of fixing almost anything that gets thrown at him, all the while maintaining the same, calmly unguessable visage. Once he’d graduated from Hogwarts, Ben found an ideal vocation for his wizard skills in the form of motorbike trials riding, where he could put his ability to levitate over things to good use. He’s since transferred these talents to mountain bikes, where he continues to defy the laws of physics and gravity.
Has more bikes than Centre Parks hire fleet.
Current Rides: Santa Cruz Hightower | Cervelo Aspero Gravel | Stif Squatch | DJ bike
Willem ‘Wills’ Harrison-Wright
Returning to us like a bespectacled, gold chain wearing prodigal son, Wills re-joined us this year after some exploratory employment years, taking on roles including ladies personal shopper, brick-layer, style consultant for Gok Wan and bike mechanic. It’s this final role that he has now taken up back here at Stif. Likes photography, and was once accused of being a cyber-criminal. Wills has just completed his ‘ghetto’ 5010 build, as a fun, small-wheeled counterpart to his Hightower V2.
Current Rides: Santa Cruz Hightower | Stigmata
Another prodigal son returns to us, after some years working as a human canvas for trigger-happy tattoo artists. Flea is mainly dark blue as a result and when he isn’t colouring himself in, can often be found making holes in himself instead. Flea has picked up in the workshop, where he left off, rounding out our formidable team of spanner people. Likes reptiles, and other unusual pets, such as a sheep’s foetus in a jar of formaldehyde, named ‘Terrance’. Never one to tread a conventional path, Flea’s bikes follow suit – he’s had all sorts of weird and wonderful machines from his bmx background (explains a lot) to his single-speed full suss. He has recently moved house to the woods.
Current Rides: Santa Cruz 5010 | Many, many more strange and obscure 2 wheeled inventions
Tom ‘Turbo’ Dodsworth
We drafted Tom over from planet Endor to become our mail-order/warehouse manager (although we’ve since heard that the other Ewoks want him back), and have found him to be extremely capable. A challenger to Sasquatch Atkinson in the hairy stakes, Turbo loves mountain biking, despite the risk of his fur getting caught in the chain. He’s done his time as a seasonaire in Whistler and has genuine passion for the lovely things that we send out to you customers via his department.
Has exhausted the internet’s supply of cat memes. Recently succeeded in baking a cake that had 11,000 calories in it, which reduced us to shaking, sugar-crazed wrecks after we ate it all.
Current Rides: Santa Cruz Tallboy | Highball grocery/pub machine
Tanya has recently joined our warehouse team and has a background in paint spraying. After overcoming chronic petrol addiction, she’s been riding mountain bikes for a while now, and even custom-painted some of her own in the past. Tanya is super friendly and helpful and and has been busily test-riding most of our Juliana demo fleet on the run up to selecting her Roubion staff bike.
Laughs a lot, which we suspect may be partly due to excessive fumes ingested during her former career/petrol abuse.
Current Ride: Juliana Furtado
Koski AKA Lance "The Calf" Armstrong
The keen traveller of the bunch; when Koski isnt getting your orders out to you, he is seen on driving holidays all over Europe with his girlfriend Aleisha! His Chameleon is his second favourite ride, after his 1971 Audi 100, which him and his friend Peter are currently restoring. He also assists running local car shows, with a specific focus on modified Vauxhalls. Larger than life and louder than concord, you certainly wouldnt miss him on the trails or in store. A bubble wrap aficionado, you can be rest assured his delicate touch will ensure your order arrives safely.
Current Rides: Santa Cruz Chameleon | 2009 Kona Coiler | Karpiel Armageddon (for uplift days)
Daughter of the companies longest serving member of staff (office Sue) – it was only a matter of time until Hannah continued her mum’s legendary legacy, and after several bouts of temporary work Hannah joins our warehouse crew in a permanent roll. Pro tape gun operator and barcode master mind you can rest assured your precious items will arrive safely, all the time, every time. Rumour has it Hannah is the owner of Nidderdale’s largest eclectic-animal home zoo.
Current Rides: TBC | The dales fastest Citroen Picasso
Behind The Scenes
Sammy ‘literally broken’ Smithson
The general manager, and easily the most adept among the staff at finding elaborate ways to hurt himself. Sammy is an efficient communicator, namely due to being exceedingly loud – complimentary in-store ear defenders can be issued to visitors on request. Considering his life-long experience of bikes, it’s possibly a bit ironic that he should be kept away from anything with wheels on it in the interest of his own health and safety. Keeps gamely coming back for more though! Sammy is the driving force when it comes to choosing which shiny things we should stock, and also the main man behind our lovely Morf bikes. Says ‘literally’ a lot.
Current Rides: Santa Cruz Bullit | Jackal | Stif Prototypes | Skateboard
Si ‘Mr broken things’ White
Dapper Si is our warranty/returns manager. In the unlikely event that you’ll need to return something to us, Si will get you sorted, whilst looking damn sharp all the while. His orderly mind comes in useful for retaining vast amounts of product knowledge (he’s also heading up our in-house product training these days) and cataloguing his truly colossal collection of sneakers.
Si loves extraordinarily repetitive dance music, so we’ve given him his own office where none of the rest of us can hear it.
Current Rides: Santa Cruz Tallboy | Dusty old 26" Trials bike
‘Count’ Rob Harvey
Another multi-faceted man of many hats, Rob is a member of the web team these days, after having served as front line sales, chef, and sesame street extra in the past. He’s also a dab hand with a camera and is responsible for many of the pretty pictures adorning our online content.
Rob is an occasional challenger for Sammy’s coveted title of ‘most accident prone’, and is usually broken in some way, shape or form. He likes his new V10, but can’t ride it yet due to currently being broken.
Rob has recently discovered a fondness for ‘romani’ hairstyles after getting one as a bet last year. He also has a tattoo of a kitchen knife on his leg, which he once innocently displayed to some ladies he met in the woods whilst out on the bike one day. Perhaps unsurprisingly, they became scared, and ran off.
Current Rides: Santa Cruz Jackal | Stif Morf
Pete ‘Neat Pickles’ Nicholls
Master of the dark arts of the ‘pokey board’ (web designer), Pete is part of our in-house team of techies and can take much of the credit for our latest shiny website. Not content with this somewhat behind-the-scenes role, Pete also graces our digital pages as a model for much of the ride/casualwear that we sell – he’s much cheaper than a professional model, and slightly less of a diva.
Pete likes riding ‘little bikes’ at skate parks and jump trails, when he’s not squidging around on his Santa Cruz Bronson. Part-time scraper-up of Rob Harvey when he breaks himself.
Current Rides: Santa Cruz 5010 | DJ Bike | A trials thing
Emma ‘Nut Butter’ Whitaker
Emma has joined us after a elongated jaunt around Europe in a campervan she knocked up herself. Having raced on the national circuit in her (not so far gone) youth, she prefers to take things a little less seriously these days and is happiest when causing a ruckus on the natural trails of the Dales and moors. Having not taken a rather big spill on the bike in the past couple of months, it’s now worryingly overdue. After a spell in the corporate end of the outdoor industry she joins our webteam to take care of the magical ‘behind-the-scenes’ bits. Off the bike; brownies, doggies and exotic teas make her smile.
Current Rides: Juliana Roubion | Quincy
Jim ‘Jimbles’ Bland
Our resident diminutive super star has recently returned to us after a season in New Zealand, and is now looking after distance sales, social media webchat, events coordination and just about anything else we ask him to do, whilst also continuing to be the main (baby) face of Stif TV. A handy rider, Jim’s style on a bike is reminiscent of a hyperactive gerbil. He has an old head on his shoulders, already accruing a wealth of industry experience as a product tester for the mtb industry. Jimbles loves tea, E-bikes, hates winter and is obsessed by the weather.
Main in-house rubber band target.
Current Ride: Santa Cruz Tallboy
Down South! Meet our new Bristol Team
We’ve drafted John in as the Stif 2 chieftain. With a lifetimes experience in the bike industry, he’s the posh coffee drinking machine that will be using his wise head of knowledge to keep the Bristol operation well-oiled and smooth running. Having spent a chunk of his life in London, time will tell how him, and his eclectic collection of plaid shirts will enjoy the lack of hemp, vegan, gender-neutral Himalayan beaned flat whites in Winterbourne. Can do a pretty mean tabletop on his bike but scared of getting his haircut? Rumour has it John rips on guitar too!
Current Rides: Santa Cruz Hightower | Some hipster fixie number | A BMX | A DH Bike | Too many more to list
Heading up the Winterbourne workshop is Peter. Peter has a meticulous attention to detail and a ridiculously good work ethic, given the chance he’d work 25-hours a day, 8 days a week. With a wealth of experience and a ‘perfection is key’ attitude, your bike is in the safest of hands with Peter. Also, Peter used to touch teeth for a living, so, if you play your cards right you may be able to spark a deal for a free scale and polish with your next general service.
Current Ride: TBD
Isaac is the equally smiley and cheery ‘bro’ to his and Elliot’s ‘mance’. Isaac enjoys pick-up trucks, riding his bike and smiling. As part of the sales team you can be assured that whatever you’re looking at, Isaac contains the knowledge. Having recently experienced his first Yorkshire pudding this could be the perfect in-store bribery tool, he’s a big fan!
Current Ride: Santa Cruz Tallboy
Resident Cider aficionado Dan is the latest addition to our Bristolian wolf pack. He’s joining us after a 2 year stint cruising through Whistler’s world class jump lines, but even after this lengthy sabbatical his southern accent remains strong (think Hot Fuzz esque!), as such we’re thinking about employing a translator for all essential communications with northern Stif staffers. Handy on a bike Dan is just as happy on a technical trail ride as he is at an jibby jump session, so you can be assured his advice will have a positive effect on your trail time.
Current Ride: TBD
Winterbourne’s most recent recruit, Aoife comes to us after 7 years as a prominent figure in the media side of the bike world. When she wasn’t scooting off all over the globe to cover events, she reviewed new kit to the market and regularly appears in glossy mountain bike publications. Get her up a big old hill on two wheels and she’s as happy as Larry. Not particularly known for her ability to pack light (bike-packing gets a bit awkward), but she’s always a safe bet for a stellar snicky-snack. Aoife’s a hell of an advocate for inclusivity and sharing her undeniable passion for all things bike with everyone and anyone. Loves; mountains, tea, exploring and breaking out into spontaneous karaoke sessions (particularly Green Day) when getting down the sketchy stuff.
Current Rides: Juliana Maverick | Live Devote Gravel Bike
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